♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ HE'S MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE KING WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ HE'LL MAKE A MYSTERY ♪
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ YOU'LL FIND THEM IN EACH CALAMITY ♪
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH OH OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
AHH, THE COUNTRY LIFE.
AWAY FROM THE CITY, AWAY FROM THE TRAFFIC AND NOISES,
AWAY FROM HEATHCLIFF.
HEATH WHO?
YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT, IGGY.
BESIDES, A DAY IN THE COUNTRY WITH HEATHCLIFF ALONG
WOULD BE ABOUT AS ENJOYABLE AS LIVER-FLAVORED ICE CREAM.
[YAWN]
THE COUNTRY LIFE.
FRESH SUNSHINE, FRESH AIR, FRESH FISH!
BUT, GRANDPA, HEATHCLIFF MIGHT LIKE TO COME ALONG
FOR A DAY IN THE COUNTRY.
WHAT HEATHCLIFF LIKES AND WHAT HEATHCLIFF GETS
ARE 2 DIFFERENT THINGS.
BESIDES, A SPOILED CITY CAT LIKE HEATHCLIFF
COULDN'T MAKE IT OUT HERE IN THE COUNTRY. HA HA HA.
[GULP]
I THINK I'M IN TROUBLE. HUH?
[WHISTLING]
Grandpa: WELL, LOOKY THERE.
A BIG ONE!
IF WE COULD ONLY BRING THIS ONE HOME TO GRANDMA,
WE'D HAVE A FISH FRY TONIGHT.
MUCH AS I HATE TO DISAPPOINT GRANDMA
WHEN WE GET HOME TONIGHT,
I GOT TO ADMIT, I'LL NEVER CATCH THAT CATFISH.
BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, I COULD HAVE CAUGHT
THAT FELLA WITH MY BARE HANDS.
THAT FISH MUST BE AS OLD AS YOU, GRANDPA.
I'M NOT OLD, I'M--I'M MATURE.
BUT IN THE OLD DAYS, WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.
BACK THEN, YOU HAD TO BE TOUGH TO SURVIVE.
LIFE WAS HARD THEN.
IN THOSE DAYS, NOTHING CAME EASY.
EVEN EASY CHAIRS WERE HARD.
WELL, SO MUCH FOR THE APPETIZER.
I WISH THE OLD GUY WOULD PIPE DOWN AND CATCH SOME FISH.
SHH, IGGY, QUIET. GOT ONE!
IT'S NOT THE BIG GUY, BUT IT'S A GOOD FISH ANYWAY.
OOH, I'M SURE GLAD WE LEFT
THAT GLUTTON HEATHCLIFF AT HOME WITH GRANDMA.
AH, IF HE SAW THIS FISH,
THE ONLY THING LEFT FOR US WOULD BE THE BONE.
HEATHCLIFF!
IGGY, I TOLD YOU WE DIDN'T COME HERE
TO SPEND THE WHOLE DAY WATCHING OUT FOR HEATHCLIFF.
WE CAME HERE TO GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET.
WE CAME HERE TO FISH.
AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EAT MY FISH.
HEATHCLIFF.
IF ANYBODY HAS A SIT-DOWN DINNER WITH THIS FISH,
IT'S GONNA BE ME.
[WHISTLING]
AT LAST. NOW WE'LL HAVE SOME PEACE AND QUIET.
[HORN BLOWS]
[HORSE NEIGHS]
YOKEL!
[GROWLING]
DOGS, HUH? IF I CAN'T HAVE FISH,
AT LEAST I CAN HAVE SOME FUN.
YOU AND YOUR SHORTCUTS.
"MEET ME AT THE BACK GATE," YOU SAY.
"IT'S SO MUCH QUICKER," YOU SAY. WELL?
COMING, DEAR.
THESE DOGS ARE NOT GONNA MAKE A LOT OF NOISE, ARE THEY?
NOT LIKELY, OLD CHAP. WE START THE HUNT UP THERE.
AND THE HOUNDS WOULDN'T BE A BOTHER, I ASSURE YOU.
[RUFF RUFF RUFF]
[CHUCKLES]
YOU CAN TELL THESE 3 BULLIES
HAVE NEVER BEEN OUT OF THE BARNYARD BEFORE.
HEY, WHAT'S THIS? A PUSSYCAT.
HE'S LOST, HUH?
HEY, YOU'RE WAY OFF LIMITS, CITY KITTY. HA HA HA.
[YAWNS]
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
BUNCH OF LOCAL YOKELS.
GOING SOMEWHERE, PUSSYCAT?
STILL WEARING YOUR BIB FOR DIN-DIN?
PRISSY, AIN'T HE? HA HA HA.
MAYBE YOU BETTER GO BACK TO TOWN WHERE YOU'LL BE SAFE.
IT'S KIND OF ROUGH OUT HERE IN THE COUNTRY.
I CAME HERE FOR FRESH AIR, NOT HOT AIR.
WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
I THINK WE GOT US A WISE GUY HERE.
NOW AIN'T YOU A DANDY.
A REAL WITTY KITTY.
HA HA HA. A WITTY KITTY. HA HA HA!
WITTY KITTY!WITTY KITTY. HA HA HA.HA HA HA.
HA HA HA. YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY. WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS.
CONGRATULATIONS. YOU JUST FELL
FOR THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK. HA HA HA.
TA-DA!
[BARKING]
TIME FOR YOUR BATH, MEATBALL.
YIKES!
YOKEL, ISN'T THERE SOMETHING YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN?
OH, THE FOX.
[WHIMPERING]
IT'S A BABY FOX.
GRANDPA!
DON'T COME CRYING TO ME, KID.
THIS IS THE COUNTRY. IT'S ROUGH OUT HERE.
YOU GOTTA BE TOUGH TO SURVIVE.
[WHIMPERING]
WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THIS FOX?
IT'S A SPORT, IGGY. A SORT OF GAME.
THEY TAKE THE FOX TO THE COUNTRY,
OPEN THE BOX, AND LET HIM RUN,
AND THE DOGS CHASE HIM.
BUT, GRANDPA, THAT FOX IS JUST A PUPPY.
[WHIMPERING]
Grandpa: LEAVE THE POLES IGGY.
MAYBE WE'LL GET LUCKY WHILE WE EAT LUNCH.
QUIET, HEATHCLIFF.
WE'VE ALREADY HAD ENOUGH NOISE OUT OF YOU TODAY.
NO FISH, NO MICE, NO FROGS, NO NOISE,
NO FUN!
NOT EVEN A GARBAGE CAN TO KICK AROUND.
[DOGS BARKING]
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, IGGY.
THOSE DOGS ARE IN A DANGEROUS MOOD.
[DOGS BARKING]
I GOT IT!
NOPE, BUT YOU'RE GONNA GET IT.
[GROWLS]
I KNOW DOGS LOVE TO DIG HOLES,
BUT YOU'RE IN OVER YOUR HEAD, DUMMY. HA HA HA.
[GROWLING]
NOW I'M GONNA GO TURKEY FISHING.
[RUFF RUFF RUFF]
END OF THE LINE, TURKEY.
HERE, GOBBLE ON THIS.
AND NOW TO REEL HIM IN.
[GROWLING] OOPS, ANOTHER TURKEY.
DON'T LIKE THE WATER, HUH?
SISSY DOESN'T WANT TO GET WET AGAIN, HEY?
BON VOYAGE, BONEHEAD.
BOMBS AWAY!
Heathcliff: BULL'S-EYE!
NOW WHERE WAS I?
OH, NO, NOT YOU AGAIN.
YOU SAVED ME. YOU'RE MY HERO.
AW, QUIT KISSING ME!
OOH, MUSHY, MUSHY, MUSHY!
HEY, HE GOT A SWEETHEART. SWEETIE!
AIN'T THEY A CUTE COUPLE? KISSY, KISSY.
KISSY, KISSY, SISSY, SISSY. HA HA HA.
ISN'T THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO THANK YOU?
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME, FOX.
HEATHCLIFF, HOW CAN YOU BE SO MEAN?
MY FISH! YOU ATE MY FISH!
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW, HEATHCLIFF.
AND YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, TOO, IGGY.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT HIM ALONG.
OH, IT'S JUST A DUMB FISH.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET THE KID IN TROUBLE.
[DOGS BARKING]
THE LITTLE FOX. ALL THOSE DOGS ARE GONNA GET HIM!
OH, DON'T! OOH! AAH! OOH! YEOW!
MESSED UP THAT FOX HUNT.
MESSED UP MY PEACE AND QUIET.
MESSED UP MY FUN.
MESSED UP MY FISH?
WAIT UNTIL GRANDMA SEES WHAT I CAUGHT!
BOY, HEATHCLIFF, THAT FOX GOT US OUT OF TROUBLE WITH GRANDPA
AND TOOK CARE OF THOSE DOGS, TOO.
THAT'S 'CAUSE HE OUTFOXED THEM. HA HA HA.
AW, CUT IT OUT. HA HA HA.
VERY SUSPICIOUS. YEP, THAT'S THE PLACE.
AND THERE'S SOME OF THOSE CRITTERS NOW.
HAVE I GOT A SURPRISE FOR THEM.
UH-OH, THE HEAT'S ON.
YOU GUYS HANG OUT HERE.
I GOT A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION TO ASK CLEO.
HALT! NO PETS ALLOWED!
THIS BUILDING IS ON THE LIST.
I GOT ORDERS TO CLEAR OUT ALL ANIMALS OR ELSE.
UH, WHO'S THERE?
JUST ME, BUSH. COOL IT!
[SNORING]
[WHISTLING]
CLEO?
♪ ♪ ♪
AH, THERE YOU ARE, MY SWEET.
JUST TRYING TO GET SOME MUSIC GOING HERE, RIFF.
HOW'S IT WITH YOU?
MAY BE TROUBLE.
I GOT AN IMPORTANT QUESTION TO ASK YOU.
WHAT IS IT, RIFF RAFF?
THE GUY FROM THE ANIMAL SHELTER...
HE'S GOT THIS PLACE STAKED OUT.
IT AIN'T SAFE FOR YOU HERE.
I MEAN, YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO WATCH OVER YOU.
SO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
SO I THINK YOU OUGHTA MOVE OVER TO THE JUNKYARD.
HMM, I'LL THINK IT OVER.
LATER.
IT WOULD BE NICE HAVING HER HERE.
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO OUT CHASING AROUND
FOR INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION.
THERE. THIS OUGHTA WARN THEM.
NO PETS ALLOWED.
NO PETS! OH, NO!
RIFF RAFF. SURE. WE CAN GO TO THE DUMP.
HUH? WHAT?
WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE THEY TAKE US OFF TO THE ANIMAL SHELTER.
ANIMAL SH-SH-SHELTER!
[CRASH]
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
FAREWELL, FINE STORE.
WE'RE OFF TO A NEW LIFE AT THE...
[GULP]
JUNKYARD.
AS LONG AS THIS SIGN IS HERE,
YOU CAN'T COME BACK.
Riff Raff: WHO GOES THERE?
IT'S ME, RIFF. I'M TAKING YOU UP ON YOUR OFFER.
YOU TOOK ME UP ON MY OFFER? GREAT!
BUSH AND I ARE HERE. WE'RE MOVING IN.
BUSH? WHAT THE--
GEE, THANKS, RIFF.
WELL, A FEW THINGS HERE,
A LITTLE CURTAIN THERE.
THIS IS GREAT. I'LL TAKE IT.
GREAT!
HMM. YEAH, LISTEN, I'LL JUST SETTLE IN WHILE YOU'RE MOVING.
MOVING? YOU GOTTA MEAN MOVING YOU IN.
NO, I MEAN YOU ARE MOVING OUT.
THIS ISN'T QUITE WHAT I PLANNED.
NO USE WAKING THE GUYS.
WE'LL WORK THINGS OUT IN THE MORNING.
[SNORING AND WHISTLING]
[COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO]
[ALL SNORING]
[ALL GASPING]
WHOA!
CLEO!
All: WHAT GIVES?
WHAT GIVES IS I'M MOVING IN,
AND THIS PLACE NEEDS A GOOD CLEANING.
BUT, CLEO, BABY.
[GLUB GLUB]
PERHAPS SHE'S RIGHT. LET'S GIVE IT A TRY, GUYS.
WHAT'S TO CLEAN? THIS IS A JUNKYARD.
JUNK IS WHERE IT'S AT, AND WE DIG THAT!
BESIDES, MUNGO SLEEPY.
[YAWNS]
FIRST WE WORK, THEN WE SLEEP, MUNGO.
OK, LET'S HIT IT!
HUP, 2, 3, 4.
HUP, 2, 3. 4.
MAKE A BREAK OUT THE GATE.
HEAD 'EM OFF AT THE PASS, BUSH.
[ALL GASPING]
All: WHOA!
ANYBODY GET THE LICENSE NUMBER OF THAT TRUCK?
NOW, GET BUSY!
ALL OF YOU!
[SQUISH]
RINSE!
[YAWNS]
THANKS, I NEEDED THAT.
HA HA HA HA!
OH!
WHOA!
HA HA HA HA.
WORDSWORTH, HEY!
YEOW!
I'LL JUST TAKE 40 WINKS UNTIL CLEO BABY
GETS OVER HER FASTIDIOUSNESS FIT.
[SNORING AND WHISTLING]
WAIT A MINUTE. NO SLACKERS HERE.
CLEO WOULDN'T LIKE THAT.
WHAT? UH-OH. YEOW!
THAT'S THE SPIRIT, RIFF. YOU DESERVE A TREAT.
A TREAT?
YEAH, REMIND ME TO GIVE YOU ONE LATER.
I'VE CREATED A MONSTER!
HEY THERE, RIFF. YOU'RE LOOKING SAD.
YOU'RE OUT IN THE COLD AND SHE'S IN YOUR PAD.
LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ALL BEEN HAD.
CLEO, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE?
Cleo: I'M DOING MY NAILS.
SHE'S JUST DOING HER NAILS. THAT'S ALL.
OH, NO.
LOOK, SHE'S GOT ALL OUR CLOTHES IN THE WASHER.
GUESS AGAIN, BEAN BRAIN.
THAT'S THE TRASH COMPACTOR.
IN THE WASHER, I'VE GOT YOUR HUBCAPS.
IF IN DOUBT, THROW IT OUT.
SHE CAN'T TELL THE JUNK
FROM THE REAL JUNK WE WANNA KEEP.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR NOT, WE'VE HAD IT!
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. I'M REAL UPTIGHT.
UH, LET ME TALK TO HER.
JUST IN TIME, MUNGO.
TAKE THIS OUT AND HAVE IT CLEANED AND BURNED.
HUH?
OH, WHOA!
WHOA!
All: AAH!
THAT'S IT. I QUIT.
SHE MADE A MESS OF OUR MESS.
EITHER SHE LEAVES OR WE DO.
HEY, LEROY, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
HER. AND IF YOU DON'T GET RID OF HER, ME.
GOTCHA.
I GOT A PLAN.
GET THE GUYS TO MEET US AT THE MUSIC STORE.
[WHISPERING]
SOUNDS GOOD.
[MUMBLING]
YEAH, DO IT.
WHAT?
[TIRES SKID]
HEY!
HEY, YOU, GET OFF OF MY TRUCK!
MAKE IT FAST, RIFF RAFF.
GOT IT.
THAT'S ODD.
I'D SWEAR THIS WAS ON THE NO PETS LIST.
I GUESS NOT.
WELL, ORDERS IS ORDERS.
HE BOUGHT IT.
NOW PETS ARE ALLOWED IN THE MUSIC STORE.
NOW CLEO CAN LIVE HERE AGAIN.
AND WE GO HOME.
LET'S GET BACK TO THE JUNKYARD
WHILE WE STILL GOT SOME JUNK LEFT.
OUR JUNKYARD, IT'S...
IT'S CLEAN!
AND LOOK AT OUR MACHINE.
UH, I THINK I'M GONNA CRY.
[CRYING]
THERE, THERE, MUNGO. WE'LL HAVE IT TRASHED OUT IN NO TIME.
OH, CLEO.
YOUR MUSIC STORE IS SAFE NOW.
YOU AND BUSH CAN GO BACK.
I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO.
I'VE KIND OF GROWN TO LIKE THIS PLACE.
JUST WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF.
[WHISTLES]
YEOW! YEOW!
I GUESS I CAN TAKE A HINT.
COME ON, BUSH. LET'S GET BACK TO CIVILIZATION.
AHH, CLEAN LIVING IS SO REWARDING.
HEATHCLIFF HERE WITH A GOOD TIP ON TRAINING YOUR DOG.
COME HERE, HAMLET. HEEL.
DOGS NATURALLY CRAVE AFFECTION AND PRAISE.
IF YOUR DOG DOESN'T OBEY YOUR COMMANDS,
SIMPLY WITHHOLD YOUR PRAISE AND AFFECTION UNTIL HE DOES.
OK HAMLET, HEEL.
GOOD BOY. AREN'T YOU A GOOD BOY.
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